bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

Legit question and/or derpy pointless venting:

How does one actually ask someone out on a date? Specifically, someone you haven’t already hooked up with, cuz lulz I’ve definitely figured out how to do that…like, ok, there are a lot/ several queer women at this school who I know of, am potentially interested in, and even interact with in the context of formal queer groups…but, I don’t really know them that well and don’t have the chance to interact with them— less formally/ as friends—in other places and at other times. Is it like…actually acceptable to ask a girl out to coffee or whatever who you don’t really know that well and don’t have a non-date excuse to be hanging out with? Is that a thing people just *do* ? I mean, I feel like the obvious answer is “yes”, but…but…I dunno.. how? Is this a thing I should do? Why does the idea seem so strange/terrifying to me errgghhhh….?

And y’know, the silly thing is I know the advice I’d give me if was someone else…I’d say, “Go for it! I know relationship stuff is scary and nerve wracking, but don’t overthink it! If there’s a girl you like, you should ask her out even if you don’t know her that well; it’s worth the risk and a simple date doesn’t have to be super formal and intense; it can be casual and low-key. Plus you could miss something really great if you don’t take that chance!”

But. Even though I know/ basically believe all that stuff, it’s still….eiwjrio kl;jkelj jlk;j kljkljklj jdfkbu uggghhhh. I guess I just…really really don’t want rejection. I feel like I’ve dealt with a pretty solid amount of rejection this year, and while none of the individual instances have been particular painful or unfair…I’m sick of it. I’m fucking sick of it.

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.